Front Butt's Prepare for Battle

Bulldogs Stunned When Vick Unleashes The Big Dogs

Front Butts caught trying to capture rare win on camera

The 0-2 Lippincott's Front Butts are photographed here trying to

locate a win, which is almost unheard of to the Front Butts. Their search was obviously unsuccessful, as they were eventually eaten alive by maggots.

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BREAKING NEWS: Bulldogs Caught Cheating Owner is Exposed

On Thursday, the bulldogs owner attempted to bribe the referee crew for favorable calls on Sunday with cash and other lavish gifts, however he was caught and his plans to steal the win from Modern Vaginal Warfare came to a skid.

This just in:

Front Butts suck front ass.

Michael Vick leads the Front Butt's into battle against a bunch of pussies wearing mittens

Wonder Woman Hung Out to Dry Die

I'm gonna go level 3 prestige all over your crusty vag.

Patty Mayonaise is going down

ModernVaginalWarfare is set to perform a Vaginoplasty on Laser Sharks

Chris Johnson, Doug Funny Preparing to Dump all over Patty Mayonaise

Despite their kicking depth, Patty Mayonaise is poised to get shat on this upcoming week by the Maggots. This shouldn't be a big change for head coach/owner Bob Whelan, as he is from Dayton, where everything is covered in shit.

Lippincot's Front Butt's Optimistic

In spite of the re-draft decision that attempted to ruin the 1st two pick of the Front Butts, coach Rohrkemper says his team remains optimistic. In a move that is only rivaled in retardedness by the Pfiznemayer League draft scandal, the Front Butts lost their first two picks. Coach Rohrkemper quickly rebounded and restructured the core of his team with a solid draft.

Coach Rohrkemper was quoted as saying "This really doesn't surprise me. I expect a full season of people being lazy, unprepared and ready to bitch about me shoving it up their asses sideways. We'll be ready."

Laser Sharks set to lose first round